These are from Reader’s Digest by ANDY SIMMONS, a features editor at Reader’s Digest.
Q: Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
A: They have no body to love
Q: Know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
Q: What’s a ghoul’s favorite bean?
A: A human bean.
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.
Q: Why did the Vampire read the New York Times?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life.
Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does…
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